Spam Love and Such

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NaPoWriMo Day 10:

I'm departing from the prompt, not that I don't like it but it involves looking into a junk drawer (like I have only one!) and I know what that could lead to so I penned this whilst cleaning out my inbox and decided it can be today's offering. 

And here is a picture of what it was doing in these parts this morning. Now it's sunny and bright, but cold. However, the forecast for next week looks very hopeful! I'm seeing a couple of 21sC later in the week (that's nearly 70F for my American friends).

Spam Love And Such

this is the third time      I've written to you

says the woman      in my inbox

who's looking for love      or something    

sorry hun      but first      I'm not      and

second      I'm not a simple guy      and

third      I can't read Russian      and 

fourth      I don't want to meet you      and

fifth      even though you're very pretty      and

sixth      just no      honey      just no      and

somebody      posted a picture

of what Jesus really would have      looked like      and

I'd have done him      and

somewhere in a hospital ICU      someone who's dying

gets a water-filled rubber glove      to clasp their hand

     instead of the real thing

at least it's warm water

    although who knows how long      it'll stay that way      and

don't you just want to smack it

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